All In How You Look At It

• Aiden (9.5):  Are you stealing my ranch?
• Chloë (4):  No, I'm just dipping your ranch.

Willie Nelson

• Robert:  Look how old he's getting.
• Aiden (9.5):  Yeah, he looks like Sasquatch.

Not Supposed To Like It

While eating her Subway sandwich she noticed an onion:

• Chloë (4):  Here mom, you eat this onion. I'm still just a little kid. I'm not suppose to like onions yet

The Truth About Mario

• Chloë (4):  What are you playing?
• Aiden (9.5):  Super Mario Brothers
• Chloë:  I think Mario really likes money.

To Tell A Lie

• Sarah:  Chloë, why did you do just do that?
• Chloë (4):  ...
• Sarah:  Are you trying to think of a lie?
• Chloë:  Can I do that?

Faith Like A Child...With Candy

• Sarah:  Where'd you get that candy?
• Chloë (4):  God.
• Sarah:  God gave you that candy?
• Chloë:  He let me have candy. He's my perfect God.

Hic - cups

• Chloë (4):  Do you have hyphens?
• Sarah:  Yes, I have hiccups.