- Robert: Are you guys going outside?
- Chloe (5): No, we're getting our weapons
A Leary Outlook
Because a Blog is much easier than a Website...
Monday, May 13, 2013
Arm Thyself
Kids running down stairs.
Sunday, April 21, 2013
Paper, Rock, Scissors - Almost
- Chloë (5): Rock, Scissors...
- Robert: And?
- Chloë: ...Toilet Paper!
Which probably beats scissors too if you think about it.
Monday, March 25, 2013
Outdoor Bathtubs
- Robert: Esther Short Park fountain. Hard to beat.
- Chloë (5): That would be the best bathtub ever!
Wednesday, February 27, 2013
Made In China
- Aiden (10): Gross. This lipstick is made of Chinese people.
- Robert: That's not what that means.
- Aiden: By. By Chinese people. Whoops.
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Thursday, January 24, 2013
Carry It All
- Chloë (5): Daddy, you can carry the stick, flowers, and mail.
- Robert: But that's all there is. Why do I have to carry everything?
- Chloë: Because you have to. You're the daddy.
Saturday, January 19, 2013
Clearcut Chloë
On picking flowers with Chloë:
- Robert: Her policy of clear-cutting flowers is unsustainable. I'll have to teach her about selective logging.
Monday, December 31, 2012
Regretting Hemorrhoids
Upon seeing a billboard for hemorrhoid treatment...
- Aiden (10): What are hemorrhoids?
- Sarah: They are like those veins that poke out on some legs, except they are in your butt.
- Aiden: I immediately regret asking.
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